a guy from one of my classes is here
there are so many twinks grinding on each other
gay bars man
In New Zealand we don’t say ‘i love you’ we say ‘kiwi kiwi pineapple lumps gumboot jandal stubbies’ which roughly means ‘you know i can’t grab your ghost chips’ and i think thats beautiful
when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just
Favorite Modern Family moments
OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY
so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)
AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???
and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”
it was the most confusing point of my drunk life